Funny Google Search Terms

You can tell a lot about a person by what they type into search engines. And working in PPC management services, I can see exactly what people have typed in before clicking on our ads. Some of these searches are, well . . . strange? disturbing? weird and creepy? Whatever you want to call them, they are definitely entertaining.

Google - the window to the human mind

Inspired by Jessica Rooney’s “WTQ” posts on PPCHero.com, here are the funniest/most unexpected Google search queries that I have seen recently (along with the client’s industry):

Maid Service

• “sissy husband list” (possible new ad copy: “Replace Your Sissy Husband With A Maid!”)
• “maids in orange that wear bikinis” (a little specific, not sure they found what they were looking for)

Tax Lawyer

• “pictures of people who have IRS tax problems” (Google returned pictures of every U.S. citizen)

Spa In Dubai

• “massaging girls mobile number in dubai” (is Googling really the best way to get a girl’s number nowadays?)
• “Face have some holes” (I’m truly sorry for you)

Racing School

• “Potty races”
• “Race car driving for 13 year olds in Kansas” (Clear the roads!)
• “motocrossnationalsracinglakewoodcolorado” (Next search: “myspacebarisbroken!”)
• “what is the name of a mini racing motorcycle that is for kids 9 to12 and gos 80mph” (I can’t remember if it’s called “The Death Machine” or “The Kid Killer”)

Plastic Surgeon

• “I need a breast lift” (Admitting is the first step)
• “Make up geek tummy tuck” (???)
• “Breast augmentation gone wrong” (some sick horror movie?)
• “should I get breast augmentation?” (Um, that’s a question for your boyfriend, not for Google)

Lawyer In Utah

• “dog biting lawyers” (new promotion idea, Lawyer Client?)
• “Non Mormon car accident lawyers in Utah”
• “Road rage lawyers” (Uh-oh, can you get sued for road rage now?)

Book Writing Software

• “Hoe to write a childrens book”
• “I am writing a series of children’s books” (Google is proud of you, but are you looking for something in particular?)
• “writing childrens boks and finding an illustrater” (for the sake of the children and their spelling – please find a new career)
• “make your own sooper hiro story” (ditto)
• “publishinbooksforchildrensfromsanantoniotexas” (anti-space bar person is back!)
• “booklet making software with crack”
• “hitt learnenglish kids britishcouncil org en make your own story maker” (don’t ask me)

What funny search terms have you seen (or typed)? Share them in the comments below!